so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them

officialnatasharomanoff:

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE

I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD AT THIS IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL OH MY FUCKING GOD

knock knock

j5h:

urtube:

j5h:

j5h:

j5h:

j5h:

whose their

banana

banana whom

banana you glade i didn’t say orangutang

I rate this post 4/10

that’s funny i don’t remember letting a hater inside the house? banana who said you could bring company

(Source: j6)

What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.

Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.

Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.

Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.

Cookies: Freudian psychology.

Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.

Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.

Ice: The sweet release of death.

"Disasterrific" is not a word! Say "disastrous" like the rest of Spira!

(Source: oerbayunthighs)